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Gantic
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Gantic
11,898 posts
King

Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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HahiHa
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HahiHa
8,212 posts
Regent

Fortunately the cheese had landed far away from the actual shuttle, suffering only residual damage and being blown harmlessly into a puddle.

Mold Cheese: 375/500

The puddle is close to a bridge, under which there lives a troll. Curious, the troll goes to investigate the cheese; and by "investigate" I mean smash it with its club. TrollSmash = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = TrollSmash
meaosome
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meaosome
149 posts
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The "investigation" yeilded disappointing results. Despite the troll's patented brutal methods of inquisition, the cheese refuses to reveal its secrets.

Mold Cheese: 361/500

The troll, now bored with its quarry, eats the cheese. Buuuuurp = 13!

DICE RESULTS
13 = Buuuuurp
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